Google Map

When you're so bored that you get out your small ass laptop and find your location in 3D. Google Mapping is a sign of complete utter stupidity.

Alex: Yo i'm bored so i'm going to Google Map
You: This is why you have no friends Alex

by Tasty_Spaghetti March 15, 2018

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.

"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?

by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017

Doodie Google

Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet

Look it up next time you doodie google

by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017

Google

The best search engine ever

I need to google the definition

by Ashlynn❤ March 5, 2017

Google

a search engine

Random guy: Let's go use Google to search the web!
Noob: idk how

by b3n678 March 31, 2017

Google

google is a search engine which is used to watch porn.

dude1: hey dude i just used Google.
dude2: you meen you watched porn,

by martian 101 June 29, 2016