5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.

She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.

by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015

kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.

DAAAAYM kayley Johnson is such a babe

by Jonathan ret June 07, 2021

Deep johnson

Some places are deep.. and some are deep johnson. (Extremely far from your location) you can also say deep johnson the 32nd or 91st (or any number based on how far the place really is)

Dewie- “you guys tryna get a bacon egg and cheese from the deli”
Vick- “hell nah nigga that shit deep johnson”

by Marc Stock the Ock January 21, 2022

Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee

Drew Johnson is a douche

by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 22, 2020

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 02, 2009

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen February 17, 2016

pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 28, 2024