Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves January 17, 2018

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 02, 2018

Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.

“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
“Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”

by thethickfreshoak April 26, 2024

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 06, 2017

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017