fuck you wait

The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.

Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"

Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."

by word_smithe May 7, 2011

Fuck You Attendant

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.

I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.

by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010

Lakka fucking shit

To express a great sense of excitement on a occasion.

Man1 ;I'm gonna go get a case of beer for tonight

Man2 ;Lakka fucking shit

by Brynn 2 April 30, 2010

Southern Butt Fuck

When you beer batter your penis and have anal sex with someone.

Marie: "George beer battered his penis before we were about to have sex last night."
Vivian: "Oh he wanted to southern butt fuck."

by KTime February 6, 2014

fucking soft as balls

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.

Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls

by softballs69 December 23, 2013

fuck your logic

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.

"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"

by Goteem April 14, 2015

nonder of blue fuck

A statement equivalent to what the hell

What in the nonder of blue fuck did you do to your hair?

by Taratara June 17, 2015