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Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load
This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick
by Jim-dick July 1, 2022
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Ye Old Dick Flop

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.
by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016
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International dick grab day

The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.
She grabbed my pp and said happy International Dick Grab Day.
by Jaii dxn April 15, 2019
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Destroy your dick decembre

The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.
"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."
by Robetta November 2, 2018
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National dick pic day

20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.
Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉
by Rikishi April 20, 2020
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ri-double-dick-ulous

(adj. derivative of ridiculous, ridicule) - used to describe something completely absurd that seeks to screw over an individual or group.
When big companies complain their taxes are too high to allow them to hire American workers, while taking advantage of tax loopholes that actually allow them to get money back and spending billions of dollars on political campaigns, it can only be described as ri-double-dick-ulous.
by Obama's Pimp Hand October 9, 2012
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pump my own dick

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.
I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.
by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017
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