Jason: "I just SMACKED MY CHILD ON THE HEAD WITH A MEDAL PIPE!"
Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
by Itstheuwusigmaboy January 30, 2025
Get the Sigma alpha boy uwumug. Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the Why, when I was a boy...mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Suckermug. An UK term that means a phony tough male or butch lesbian that sports a thin veneer of toughness to everyone, all the time. See also "Jack the lad"
That wessex boy thinks he's hard. He won't think he's so tough when he's picking up his teeth with broken fingers.
by John Westley Hardly August 7, 2014
Get the Wessex boymug. 1.A name to call somebody before you are about to explain to them why they are stupidly incorrect. The said name-caller (i.e. yourself) usually puts their hands in the prayer position and outstretches their arms to point at the before mentioned idiot. Before saying 'boi', the name-caller takes a deep breath in through their nose.
2.A green frog, whose name begins with the word 'dat' before boi, riding a unicycle to 'the beat'
2.A green frog, whose name begins with the word 'dat' before boi, riding a unicycle to 'the beat'
1.*breaths in*
boi.
yo stupid
you cant drown fish
2.Here come dat boi
o shit waddup
he be rollin down the street
he be rollin to the beat
boi.
yo stupid
you cant drown fish
2.Here come dat boi
o shit waddup
he be rollin down the street
he be rollin to the beat
by Mnooper November 4, 2017
Get the Boimug. 
