man web

An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut February 07, 2012
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man web

A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
Wow, that guy is so hot, my man web just got wet.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
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emoji man

“They call me the emoji man, so fly you can’t understand.”
Emoji man” is a way of referencing something as good looking, fly, swag etc
by Kevin Shewchuk June 07, 2021
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Emoji Man

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Maxxzion Is the emoji man
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Fu-man-chew

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin
by Eric70 September 12, 2016
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When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 09, 2023
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man fetish

When a man likes men , but is not gay for men
I have huge man fetish for davè
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