dick daddy

A person who is a goof, pissing you off, or just a name that comes out of your mouth when you're short for combacks.

Kelly: "You're gay"
Caitlin: "You're such a dick daddy!"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

big dick day

May 26 every one born on this day has a big dick

I'm reddy or big dick day

by its big boy November 8, 2019

Post-Dick Depression

When, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.

Maybe we should see if Tim wants to go to the beach?

Nah, he hooked up with Albert last night so he's probably down with a little Post-Dick Depression...or is back in the hospital.

by NotTim September 28, 2013

lame dick nigger

A person who does somebody dirty

I can't believe that lame dick nigger let me get wet from the sprinkles while I was asleep.

by Lame dick nigger August 30, 2018

Indian rope dick

The friction burn from masturbating too often. Similar to the two handed rotational rubbing of someones arm... indian rope burn.

Sheila pounded my dick so much last night Ive got Indian rope dick now.

by bkking33 August 2, 2019

dick flavored asshole

a person who is both a dick, and an asshole; or a person who you are un-sure how to classify them, dick or asshole

guy #1: he stepped on my shoe, what a dick!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!

guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!

always has been!

by kameltoeexplorer June 9, 2011

big dick energy

big dick energy is when you have huge pp

“woah that guys has BIG dick energy”

by your left nut sack April 15, 2022