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cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.
"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"
by depressed cow December 9, 2019
mugGet the cactus boimug.

boys

waste of ur time
person 1: omg, boys are so stupid
person 2: ikr, they think with their dicks
by babyy j November 20, 2018
mugGet the boysmug.

Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
mugGet the Porn for boys is like periods for girlsmug.

handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific
Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!
by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024
mugGet the handsome boy / pretty titty parkingmug.

Fat Bois

Fat Bois is a term that you would use when you're at the store or your friends/your house and you see thicc ice cream treats such as ice cream sandwiches, popcicles, or cones.
Person 1: "Look at them fat bois!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Person 1: "The ice cream, the fat bois
by Lemon_Aesthetic23 November 29, 2020
mugGet the Fat Boismug.

The Sad Boys

A group of 6 high school boys who call each other gay and play tag every year for a whole month. The group normally consist of an Alpha male, A super chill Homie, A kid that always makes bad movie references, 2 beaners, and a semi beaner.
the Sad Boys act like retards when they’re all together
by Geekypuss05 August 3, 2019
mugGet the The Sad Boysmug.

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