a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space
by littytitty123 December 17, 2017
by birdy-man’s sister January 21, 2018
When a man wears a suit, he is instantly more attractive. As to when a women shows even the tiniest amount of cleavage, she is instantly more noticeably and attractive, usually to the opposite sex.
You a 5 out of 10? Having trouble getting the ladies to notice you? Suit up, get your man cleave on! No woman can resist a man in fine looking suit.
by Fevenis May 25, 2011
that's so koolieeo man!
i'm so koolieeo man!
i'm so koolieeo man!
by Mackenzie Burch October 30, 2004
The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
by wastecase November 28, 2019
A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023