when a girl wants to bring along her friend to hangout with her s/o so he brings a friend to not get cockblocked
by jjbbtkgkgk December 3, 2022

by CarnageThaWisdomMaster April 15, 2022

by skellyking21 November 4, 2020

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.
by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025
