generally a bit of a simp, probably lives in the country, owns a schofel, spends most of daddy’s money, most likely has curtains. Thinks they can get any girl they want because they go to Eton
by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.
by Meethane May 2, 2015

by toasttaco March 1, 2022

Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand
Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,
Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand
by YA MAMMMZ October 3, 2019

by Djdjksjd July 3, 2021

It was then, when Ingrid's toes were in his mouth, that she realized that Chad was a jelly bean boy.
by Delco Paulie February 3, 2024

by Jkrowlyng November 20, 2020
