Boog Shit

All of your SBRs, Tactical equipment and other items that may violate the NFA. Typically frowned upon to own by many Federal Agencies including but not limited to. The ATF, the FBI, the DoD, or the Department of Homeland Security.

Owning any boog shit significantly increases your chances of having your dog shot, or home burnt down by a federal task force

The ATF: Come out now! we know you have Boog Shit!
Me: I have nothing! I'm already suffering from that horrible boating accident that made me lose all of my perfectly legal firearms!
The ATF: Guess we'll just have to shoot his dog now.

by Aggbir May 22, 2023

The Blithering Shits

The only way to describe a REALLY bad case of diarrhea.

The Veggie Fiesta burrito at taco bell tasted so good but i have been on the toilet for three days after with the blithering shits. I guess i'll get another one tommorrow.

by late4supper April 5, 2024

shitting down

when you need to shit so bad so as your sitting down on the toilet the poop starts flooding out

“man that burrito was brutal it had me shitting down by the time i got to the bathroom”

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022