i farted

the word I farted means I want to be fucked by a submissive femboy immediately

"i want black dick in my mouth right now oh shit i farted"

by Killer fish killer fish from February 15, 2023

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

by was alive 10 years ago February 16, 2023

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

a very terrifying insult to assert dominance

person one :i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

person two: *starts crying*

by eggerydoo February 18, 2023

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

i can show u the world

i can show you the worlddd :)

A WHOLE NEWW WORLDDDDDD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEWWWW

ahahah slay

i can show u the worldddd, shining shimmering splendid

by Aladdin_showutheworld February 21, 2023

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023