fuck me sideways

a term used when somebody fucks up royaly and can’t think of anything to say so they just say “fuck me sideways”

someone: *eats friend’s pet bird by accident* “fuck ME sideways”😤😤

by ur dad text me hey May 26, 2018

Fucking Sally Black

Masturbating or Jerking off

Thomas's mom caught him fucking Sally Black.

by Urboytravis November 3, 2017

Fucked up sex

Intense sex that is unwittingly practiced by a person with unresolved emotional angst of many sorts.

Yeah, I can’t wait to hook up with Tammy after her messy divorce, that’s guaranteed to be some fucked up sex.

by issuez4dayz November 7, 2017

Epic fuck tonne

Grossly oversized quantity.
Unfathomable in most circumstances.

"I love you an epic fuck tonne Richard"
"Charlene drank an epic fuck tonne last night"

by Team Charchie February 27, 2017

fuck boy bob

We all know a fuckboy named Bob, simply because they are the biggest fuck boys around.

Jessie: " Bob fucked me over"

Liam: " fuckin Bob.... Always playin smh"

Jessie: " Fuck boy Bob "

by Qwertyuioplkio June 4, 2016

your a fucking shrub

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck

Hey bitch your a fucking shrub

by LaPier May 3, 2016

Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?

So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?

by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020