A Tony is a rare sight and reclusive in nature, choosing to order dominos and binge death note instead of going out and being social. Tony's are dreadful at committing to plans due to the fact they're allergic to responding to messages until 2 weeks have passed. This godless creature isn't aggressive to most, but does have a tendency to get in screaming matches with the one known as Ezekiel.
by scribble May 08, 2023
A boy who is extra chunky and has thick high eyebrows
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
When he gets angry (which is like every 2 seconds) he screams and hits people tho he is too weak to hit through a kleenex
He is half bald in the worst way possible so he wears a hat but we all know he has a monk haircut
He simps for one short girl tho now we aren't sure if he's straight because he says "women are dumb" and a truth or dare question "Are you straight" was answered with "no" which made the suspicions deeper.
A braindead dumb kid who has no life but has a heart. He is a smart person but acts like retarded kid around others. He’s always thinking about girls and always get jealous of his friends whenever they hang out him. Jealousy is his motivation to succeed in school.
by tony meh November 24, 2021
Tony is that one skinny kid that everyone thinks will never get a girlfriend. He tries to work out to get bigger, but he knows it will never work. Tony is often an Asian kid who has a tiger mom or parents that are never around. Everyone picks on him just because.
"Hey Tony."
"Shutup I'm working out."
"Are you're parents home?"
"What do you think?"
"Okay bye Bony"
"Shutup I'm working out."
"Are you're parents home?"
"What do you think?"
"Okay bye Bony"
by SchoolRant December 14, 2021
Everybody knows a Tony.
Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).
DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.
DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.
For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.
DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.
Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.
As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).
DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).
DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.
DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.
For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.
DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.
Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.
As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).
DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Tony (n.) — “You cruising up to Tony’s later?”, “Is there a Tony’s around here?”, “I love me some good Tony”.
Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”
Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”
Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
by The First Jedi February 24, 2023
If you meet an asain named Tony, you are in deep trouble. This man is like no other, not only will he fuck your girl but also your mom, sister and grandma. Asain Tony’s tend to be very intelligent, intuitive, and motivated people. They are going to be very successful in life
by Icedragon4456 November 25, 2019