mountain biker

a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails

girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!

by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 5, 2021

High Mountain Middle School

high mountain middle school is hell. no one who’s ever went there is proud to say it. where 5th graders get caught for vaping. this school is filled with stuck up little bitches who no one likes. high mountain middle school sucks. except everyone’s favorite teacher. 99.9% of the students are white. high mountain sucks

she went to high mountain middle school? ew.

by udontknowme November 11, 2021

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 9, 2023

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 11, 2017

Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’

by ggowgal February 20, 2021

Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.

Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.

by Gary.. May 29, 2018

Miniature Mountain

Very Uncommon word used as an insult to call somebody fat.

Person 1. You Miniature Mountain

Person 2. *cries*.

by ARandomBystander April 9, 2021