james surprise

When your genital area has a skullet, so then the carpets really do match the drapes.

Hope my girlfriend likes my James surprise. She seems to like my haircut, so I don't see why not

by Theredbullet May 24, 2017

James Schull

Philanthropist and supporter of causes including Late Night and Panda Express. Brushes teeth bi-weekly. Enjoys socializing and once nearly died of weed.

Oh did you see that lad walk by? He was a classic James Schull.
Who was that guy doing whip-its in the middle of the frat party last night? It must've been James Schull.

by maxxsterr March 12, 2017

james cannon

White trash who goes after pregnant rebounder.

Dude don't be a "James Cannon" that's gross especially when it's not your kid. That's so white trashy

by Mr.Fixx June 15, 2017

james main

This person sucks a lot of dick ngl

Sami: James main, yous suck a lot of dick

by criminal442 October 20, 2019

Frank James

The mf who shot up an NYC subway.

Person 1: Damn they caught Frank James
Person 2: Fuck that guy what a piece of shit

by PoggersWords May 26, 2022

james

an awesome guy in high school who is a beast at borderlands.

kid one: you know that badass level 50 borderlands player

kid two: his name must be james

by 09829364746 June 17, 2013

James Blake

a very talented tennis player who could quite possibly be the sexiest man alive. Also, one of the few people who can make dreads look goooood.

Damnit, just marry me already James Blake.

by greengoddess August 20, 2006