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Golden Larkin

When two gay males are having anal sex and the pitcher cums in the takers ass and then the pitcher pisses in the takers ass to clean out all the cum out of the ass hole.
"Hey Dave can i give you a Golden Larkin?" "Yea Joe i want that so bad i want my ass hole clean."
by Joe H. Larkin October 24, 2008
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Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate
A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat
by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014
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golden loggie

otherwise known as a "mudcake" eg a very messy stool.
Look at the golden loggie marc left in the dunny!
by Silver September 4, 2003
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Golden Oreoed

When three white people have a threesome, different from being oreo cookied.
I want to be golden oreoed by those two guys, they are fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
by FancyNance August 31, 2011
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Golden Grenade

1. A sexual reference for when you fuck a girl, cum, or don't, keep fucking- until the point at which you urinate inside of the condom. The condom then explodes inside of her and you pray to God she is too traumatized to tell anyone otherwise your life is over with.

2. Pissing in a water balloon and hitting someone with it.
I was so piss drunk I let a golden grenade go off while I was fucking Megan in my car last night. I had to block her number after that.

Alright boys, we got 150 water balloons, but that might not do it, so I got a whole barrel of golden grenades ready in case you need back up.
by bzamarron12 May 9, 2017
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Golden Dollar

An abstraction of the term butterface, "Golden Dollar" follows from the logic:
butterface --> land-o-lakes butter --> Sacagawea (she's on the label) --> Golden Dollar
Oh man, her? Eww... totally a Golden Dollar.
by robosexual November 6, 2005
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Golden Raisin

When one person in a bathtub is urinated on by others--usually enough to fill the tub a measurable amount. The person then stays in the tub until their skin prunes like a golden raisin.
We threw a house party last weekend and the new girl got a golden raisin.
by TheJesus42 January 14, 2010
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