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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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half-first-cousin

Half-cousin or half-1C:
1- Parent's half-sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and one grandparent in common.
My half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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first-cousin

Cousin or 1C:
1- Parent's full sibling's child.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and two grandparents (maternal or paternal) in common.
My first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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sesqui-first-cousin

Sesqui-cousin or sesqui-1C:
1- Child of their parent’s full sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
My sesqui-first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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double-first-cousin

Double-cousin or double-1C:
1- Child of their parent’s full sibling with the other parent’s full sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common.
My double-first-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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The First Seal

Counquest is the first seal
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.
by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021
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