The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”
by Jigglycock December 28, 2020
Get the Jiggly Cock Specialmug. A form of masturbation! The Davey special, is were the palm of the hand is placed in a flat position rather than the more poppular and commonly used clasped postion. When the palm is flat, the male using the Dvey Special will rub the shafy of their penis in a circular motion. continue untill fully erect when fully erect, place the flat palm on to the top of the penis (the head) and continue with the a circular motion untill reaching orasm. The Davey Special is often used in conjunction with sun cream, the sun cream is a popular lubricant for this form of masturbation as the smoothing texture allows a nice vaginal like feeling to the circular motions of the flat palm. The Davey Special is popular amongst fat people as it has less physical exerscion than the more common wrist movement wank.
Person 1- I need a wank
Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great
Person 1- The famous Davey Special?
person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!
Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go
Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.
Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great
Person 1- The famous Davey Special?
person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!
Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go
Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.
by Dovid Taylor December 18, 2007
Get the The Davey Specialmug. A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
by mizzbigglesworth May 5, 2010
Get the Special Needs Donkeymug. 1. (noun) A two week diet -centered primarily around Special K products- created by the Kellogg NA Company. Often the target of misguided speculation by psycho hosebeasts.
2. (noun) Any problem you have when dealing with a person with the nickname "Special K."
3. (noun) Taking three hits of Ketamine then walking to a door, opening it and saying your full name wholly and completely.
2. (noun) Any problem you have when dealing with a person with the nickname "Special K."
3. (noun) Taking three hits of Ketamine then walking to a door, opening it and saying your full name wholly and completely.
1. A few idiots boycotted all Kelloggs products after that 'blogger misrepresented the terms of the Special K Challenge.
2. My Special K Challenge is trying to act like I'm interested when he tells me who is, and who is not, Jewish.
3. Christine was doing fine in the Special K Challenge until she decided the doorknob she was turning was actually a donut and tried to eat it.
2. My Special K Challenge is trying to act like I'm interested when he tells me who is, and who is not, Jewish.
3. Christine was doing fine in the Special K Challenge until she decided the doorknob she was turning was actually a donut and tried to eat it.
by b1-66er February 24, 2011
Get the Special K Challengemug. by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005
Get the home alone specialmug. A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
by Biomech April 4, 2010
Get the Special Fried Ricemug. The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.
Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.
by Fronk the Tank July 23, 2007
Get the Friday Night Specialmug.