Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

LUKE

LUKE IS A ABSOLUTELY STUNNING HUMAN BEING. HE IS HELLA CONFIDENT, WET-LIKE WATER, BASICALLY A DEMI-GOD. I HEAR LUKES CAN BE PRETTY CUTE AND SEXY AS WELL. HE IS TALL AND A SUPER ATHLETIC. YOU CAN LOOSE YOURSELF IN HIS BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES AND GORGEOUS LOCKS.

IS THAT LUKE THE DEMI-GOD.

by THREEZUS October 18, 2019

Luke

Luke is someone everyone wants to be around. He is an amazing boyfriend, best friend, and all around good person. He is very charming, competitive, smart, and has a great voice. A very outgoing person, definitely an extrovert. (Into blondes with green eyes ONLY)

Wow! Luke is really awesome. His blonde green eyed girlfriend is pretty cool too.

by rubyyates25 June 12, 2022

The Luke

Reverse cow girling the toilet while you masterbate

POV: you open the bathroom door and catch your friend doing The Luke

by User_12348383 April 12, 2020

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019

Luke

He's a fat fuckin tramp who sits and plays fortnite all dat and does not come out of his room

You are such a luke

by PewSepticPlier 69696966969 August 17, 2018

Luke

Luke is a good friend, sometimes dark and humorous. He might have dark or light hair with bright blue color eyes. Very sweet and caring when he wants to be and at times puts others needs before his. Luke helps someone without thinking.

If you have a Luke keep him because he is the most realest person you will ever meet

You are such a Luke.

by Saddenghost1245 March 7, 2019