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Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.
The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.
by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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canada

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun
by carolsnova June 28, 2022
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Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
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Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.
Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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New prime minister of Canada

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"
by dasasasasdas December 8, 2020
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Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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