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dead thing

noun
1. something that is dead
2. fortnite
i turned the light on and off with my epileptic friend and now he is a dead thing
by MrJameyJam January 27, 2022
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Japanese phrase used to express an extreme difference in taste leading to a relationship breakdown.
One evening it all came to a head... I wanted to go to the theatre and he wanted to stay at home and watch humiliation porn so I said,

You say Bukkake and I say Kabuki, let’s call the whole thing off.
by TONY of SXW2 May 18, 2024
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things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.
Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016
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I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.
Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.
by T-mun E September 19, 2022
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do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.
“He made me…do things…to him….”

Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.
Your flippy thing is wet.
by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018
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Frank things

When someone is doing "Frank things" it refers to the act of guzzling cum.
Last night got a little crazy at the sperm bank and I ended up doing Frank things
by Mmfishy June 30, 2025
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