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Straight Gay

A person who is a poser, heterosexual, and an all around ass kisser and people pleaser.

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about when they really don't.

Someone who gets called gay all the time, when really they're straight.
That girl talking about all the songs she claims to know is so straight gay.

That guy wearing a tight abercrombie shirt and timberland boots is so straight gay.
by Ambertojoe27 January 13, 2011
mugGet the Straight Gaymug.

straight-edge

Group about not doing any mind altering substances, such as marijuana, shrooms, acid, and ecstasy. See: close minded.
sXe (straight-edge) kid: DRUGS ARE SO BAD DONT DO EM, THEYLL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!!

intelligent person: No, actually, thats not true at all. if you have self control, you can live a normal life, while doing things like acid and mushrooms, on weekends when you have no responsibilities to fulfill. Being irresponsible about drugs can and will be unhealthy for you, but if you aren't an idiot, you'll be fine. People needa stop judging others. Live and let live.
by straight A marijuana user September 8, 2009
mugGet the straight-edgemug.

we straight

Obama said this at the caffe, didn't he: We straight: after paying the bill?

The last act of anything done, time to move on.
Wrote a whole chapter today, sent it off to the publisher...we straight.
by vivauganda January 19, 2011
mugGet the we straightmug.

Straight Shooter

Defecation which requires minimal effort, goes straight down the pipe, and requires little to no clean up.
You know it's gonna be a good day when you sat on the toilette and had a straight shooter come out.
by UB_maker October 30, 2014
mugGet the Straight Shootermug.

straight trippin

i sraight tripped forward
by k-nuts September 16, 2003
mugGet the straight trippinmug.

straight

1. a straight line.

2.often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from gay people saying bad thing are straight instead of gay.

3. someone who isn't on drugs.
1. straight boner

2.Britney spears is so straight.

3. Britney spears is not straight.
by tosachi January 13, 2008
mugGet the straightmug.

straight trippin

what my hard drive is doing right now
Them spybot's is mad stupid, they got my hard-drive straight trippin'
by Your Mom September 16, 2003
mugGet the straight trippinmug.

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