by Joe howl October 1, 2018
Get the Smash mug.The Australian version of "body shop"; the place you go to get your car fixed after a crash.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
Australia has a high density of these "smash repairs," comparable to the US and Europe, despite the auto industry being dead as shit. This is because it compensates by having a surplus of hoons, drunk drivers and wannabe supercar racers who need someone to unfuck their second-hand Holden Commodore after they tried to tag-team every Give Way sign in the suburb with it.
Smash repairs are staffed by panelbeaters, one of the many breeds of tradie. The hoons that aren't also dole bludgers will then continue the cycle by seeking work there, as it's not as boring as being a brickie, but not as scary as being a sparkie or boilermaker.
"I'll be a bit late home, Shaz; I'm dropping Baz off at the smash repairs so he can pick up his V8."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
Get the smash repairs mug.It means to absolutely destroy and just make people get brainwashed and they dont know it. Its what mad scientists do.
by “ㅤ” November 2, 2020
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Guy 1: Yo, you seen that Steve in smash
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma November 3, 2020
Get the Steve in smash mug.by JkSarge March 20, 2017
Get the chicken smash mug.a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
by Ezmoz October 1, 2016
Get the Ball smash mug.“My girl did the banana smash for me last night and we had to go to the ER at 3am. It was so worth it”
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