smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smash

Smash is a character in the popular Minecraft mod "Advent of Ascencion". He is the first boss that should be fought by progression but is not required for anything. The boss can drop many items that makes armor later on in the game, and gives diamonds, emeralds and some weapons that are very powerful earlier on. Worship smash. We love smash. We praise Smash.

"Bro, you should worship Smash. Respect Dudeism."

by sogumadik February 5, 2022

Smash bag

Another word for condom

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson

by maryyram June 18, 2018

Smash Headlights

The act of 2 females rubbing their boobs together in a sexual manner.

Those dykes are going to go home and smash headlights.

by wade1485 July 27, 2012

smash bros

a fighting game that was utterly corrupted by quickplay

smash bros a fighting game developed by nintendo was mistaken for sex sometimes when trolls said “i will smash her”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

smash effect

When a mediocre character is put into a very popular game (i.e. Smash Bros) and becomes much more popular as a result.

I think the reason I like Pichu so much is just the Smash effect

by MarsitBar June 20, 2023

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023