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purple goldfish 

The stupidest comercial ever to come onto T.V. So that Goldfish Inc. does not look like a bunch of racist bastards.
What's wrong with this comercial? Why is that goldfish purple?
They're new goldfish colors, Oh look now there goes a red one. Of course they're baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim by. WOAH, check out that red head! They're made with real chedder which makes them even better; bet you never thought that you eat a purple goldfish. Your kids will love to eat them, so don't forget to feed 'em the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH.

purple sprite 

extremely bueno with purple syrup. gets you fucked up
damn fool this is some good purple sprite. im so fucked up
purple sprite by kckillray January 18, 2008

Purple Dragon 

When you cum into a females eyes and them kick her in the face.
U just got a purple dragon bitch
Purple Dragon by Mike Bernier April 7, 2008

purple haze 

An award-winning co-ed a cappella group at Northwestern University. They are all about singin', dancin', and lovin'.
Tonight, I am pumped about going to see Purple Haze in their spring concert.
purple haze by ericdeanwilson December 29, 2007

Purple Hair 

Purple hair is some nasty ass dragonfruit-looking shit that fucking makes me puke. That ugly fucking magenta bitch-ass shit belongs in trashbins. If you have purple hair, I hate your fucking hair. I love you, hate your hair. It's a bitchy thing, but I know I'm right.
"Wow, that dude has some purple hair." "Haha, yeah. Lol"
Purple Hair by imlennyandisuck July 25, 2021

Purple Paisley 

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.
We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.
Purple Paisley by jd January 3, 2005