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David “Diddy”

An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer

Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung

David, wake up there are customers that need to be served

David…??? (Laughter erupts)

Damn I could do with some Diddy willy

You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life

No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream

David are you sleeping (in indian)

Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022
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David Lu

David Lu loves to eat and drink sweets. He has lost one Blazer, one Viola and broken one Viola. David is chubby and loves to sleep. He loves Cherry, Annable, Alice and Annie.
David Lu loses everything
by Bredson Lie July 26, 2023
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davids computer

wow, there goes davids computer
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David Walcott

David Walcott is a great dude that everyone loves but he thinks no one does. He knows how to make you laugh when you’re feeling down and can always tell when something isn’t right. People named david walcott are extremely tall and have lil huddy hair.
A: Yo, who’s that tall dude over there?
B: Idk man, but his name looks like it would be David Walcott.
by Gurlonthestreet November 17, 2020
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David Banks

A legend who is a famous comedian, can pull all the girls with just one word, and a legend at the brown of barge
Hey have you heard David Banks’ new rap album? It’s so fire I can’t even explain
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David Banks

An absolute legend who is a comedian, can make any girl wet, and is a legend at the brown of barge
Omg did you hear David Banks’ new rap album? It’s soooo fire
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david hahn

A person who builds nuclear reactors out of Aluminum Foil.
David Hahn? Isnt he the Boy Scout who created a nuclear reactor at age 17?
by Ruh, Bruh November 29, 2020
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