"I was busy watching the news the other day but my g.f. wanted to down on me!"
"Just have news sex next time!"
"Just have news sex next time!"
by Birrox February 05, 2015
Man did you see the presidents tweet about "fake news" again? No I don't really care bout what he says on his golden throne at 4 in the morning.
by The informed American July 13, 2017
Yr 7- so irrelevant they could drop off the face of the earth and no one would notice, Yr 8- again irrelevant but so annoying can they just stfu for once, Yr 9- the girls are slags and act like they’re 18 they stink of fake tan and they’re so desperate for attention the boys are clearly dominated by the girls and are pussies, Yr 10- they think they’re so hard but most of them will end up homeless you literally aren’t cool so pipe down go get daddy to get you another canada goose or gucci belt, Yr 11- the rudest and most annoying year group the sluts might as well not wear skirts they roll them up so much and they’re fat sluggish eyebrows are disgusting the boys are all fruity and not funny, Yr 12- they’re either bitches or irreverent most of them need a reality check and realise that no one cares who they are and to stop acting like celebrities, Yr 13- boring
by youannoyme12 November 20, 2020
new canaan is a town of rich preppy bitches who think they're the shit because they have money. i live in new canaan and my whole life ive just wanted to leave there. the girls dress in abercrombie and juicy couture walking around with high wasted skirts, while the boys try to be black although less than 1% of new canaan is actually black. they have no idea what the real world is and is scared to go to stamford. the moms are all hot because its all botox and fake blonde hair, always going for manis and pedis with thier children starting at 4 years old. most of nc moms dont work and if they do its in real estate which isnt even a real job..they just do it to say they work. they spoil their kids and buy them range rovers whhen they turn 16. in one word new canaan is full of homos.
my fucking life in new canaan
by hatencforeverrrr September 06, 2010
by ihaveabigjumperbutt August 20, 2020
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.
The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by Bad New but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrive anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.
by Downstrike May 20, 2004
by guyjohn March 18, 2009