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Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.
Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.
by Rybu April 11, 2013
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basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
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hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
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Shower Monster

Much like a Blanket Monster a Shower Monster is any of the following:
a. A person who is constantly showering
b. A person who uses up all the hot water and leaves others to freeze
c. A person who takes an excessively long time in the shower (A.K.A. Bathroom Monster)
A. Since Bill was a germaphobe he was constantly taking showers, this earned him the nick name 'The Shower Monster.'
B. When Cindy was at camp it seemed as if you was always preceded by a Shower Monster. Not once her entire time there did she get a hot shower.
C. Jose's older sister was such a Shower Monster that often times she didn't leave the bathroom until after breakfast.
by TheBlanketMonster December 28, 2009
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Baby monster

baby mama that goes, like, horribly awry, who's, like, really nasty and vengeful.
person 1: You didn't want his baby.

person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
by horse poop July 27, 2011
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WIKI MONSTER

A man/women who's life ambition is to add to every article on every wiki site.

Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously

wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
Dude you seen that nerd in the school libary. Yeah he is a total wiki monster
by Toemas axon November 1, 2010
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sea monster

fecal matter boyant enough to sneak up on you when you take a poo in water. Also good for throwing at persons.
That sea monster came out of no where!
by Rollom August 5, 2005
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