To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.
by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016
an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.
by beefsbigbelly May 09, 2024
The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.
The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 03, 2024
by that’s what’s up April 25, 2021
When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 02, 2023
someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
by wingsbymm October 16, 2023