A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
by bighanky May 2, 2024
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Get the New Jersey Drift mug.A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
by Peachtreez July 27, 2016
Get the Jersey earthworm mug.Jersey is a amazing friend. She is smart, pretty, funny and loving. even though she doesn't think. She is amazing at sports. She doesn't care about guys. She believes that all she needs is friends. She loves animals especially COWS. She's also the definition of a crackhead shes so stupid but in a funny way. She can also make you think that she's mad at you even though she loves you. If you know a Jersey you should do everything you can to keep her close.
by Olivia27 March 17, 2020
Get the Jersey mug.The act of passing out landing flat on your face due to a combination of dehydration and too much alcohol.
Dude...here's the situation...you gotta make sure you're drinking enough water....otherwise you'll wind up jersey shored like that girl did at the old pink house.
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
Get the Jersey Shored mug.The jersey pertains to someone getting the sentence of life in prison without possibility of parole. This term has been referenced in many rap songs including, “100 Rounds“ by lil Durk, “BDK” by Lil Joni, and others. This term routed from Chicago where most of the rappers that use it are from, but has now become a more used term in other states. The terminology has also been used on the hit TV Show “Blue Bloods”.
“ free my homie Mikey, he got a charged for murder, The jury of 12’s about to throw him the jersey. He’s doin life!” - Lil Durk 100 Rounds.
by TheLoaners January 21, 2020
Get the The Jersey mug.Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.
North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach
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