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book trophies

A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
by red.temp February 21, 2024
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Book Advertisement

Really, it's just a 2 and a half hour long transactional book advertisement.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hey! Heyhey! If I promote your book will you affirm my thing?"

Sad Dad "Uhh... Yah... Yah I'll do it."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Great! Hold on.... Ok. Rolling. Say, what do you think of my thing? Isn't it obviously correct?"

Sad Dad "Oh, yeah for sure man. I totally saw that and your thing is totally correct."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Yes. Great. And the people coming after me. They are clearly all of the bad words. Isn't that what the studies say?"

Sad Dad "God, yeah, I... They are all of the bad words. I noticed that before you said anything. They're sadistic and narcissistic and all of the other bad words. And YOU'RE like my hero. Your existence in my life is functionally equivalent to having saved me from a burning building."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Hmm... Yes, yes... I see... I guess I was right all along. Pst (Now do your book)"

Sad Dad "Huh? Oh! Oh, ok. Yeah, I wrote a book. It's good. It's about all them mind parasites you got in your brains."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And?"

Sad Dad 🤨 "Oh! Yeah, and it affirms your thing."

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Good. That's good."

Iam "Hey! It's Dr. Jeepjorp! I haven't seen you in months!"

Hym "Why are you watching that crap!? You know it's just a 2 and a half hour long book advertisement."

Iam "Yeah but it's bizarre to watch..."

Hym "Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Book it in

To devote one's time and self to whatever one has in mind alone.
Ex: Jane booked it in tonight or what?, You wanna book it in for the night or you wanna come along?
by Samseywade September 24, 2022
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Winnersville book

Also referred to as a Klahiam or yearbook.
Usually for people who live in a seriously corroded past. Only those who were jocks, popular, unpopular, or female read them.
Even still a great way to make up stories around future girlfriends.
Remember high School, that's when everyone felt like a winner let's get out the winnersville book!

Winnersville book; hippies hate them. Jocks love them. Psychos hate them. Conservatives love them. Religious types hate them. Immature adults love them. Photographers relish them. Grown women adore them.
by Goatmangold September 4, 2022
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open the books

American Mafia phrase that means when an LCN family opens up their rosters for recruitment, to bring in new made members.
Frankie, you've been on record for a while and you're a stand-up guy, so I'm gonna recommend you to the guy upstairs next time we open the books.
by Torelli_5150 May 20, 2023
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Took Book

The list of all the items that you have either lost or had stole from you from people in the dope, con or any other areas of the Game, Illegal activities or by relatives, friends and or acquaintances. Items that you will more then likely never ever see again. For those in the game Took Book is a list of dues you have to pay in order to stay in the game.
Add it to your Took Book homie.
by NATIVE4EVA January 10, 2016
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