got his balls wet

Testing out the waters. First time doing ANYTHING...

Until he got his balls wet at the new job, he was on his best behavior.

by cdoo56 November 13, 2011

You screwed his head

Manipulating the brain / mind of somebody in order to make him think like we do

-You screwed his head, and he still doesn't want to do that.

-In a short period of time he will do it

by nicolas.stn October 2, 2011

dick over his shoulder

You proved it. You were right. Now you get to gloat over that shit, everyone knows and can see it.

Damon's girl is the hottest, she stepped out of her car and now he waking around with his dick over his shoulder.

by bt3101 December 20, 2020

Punches above his weight

To do something greater than your perceived ability.

Johnny is only 5”7 but he punches above his weight on the basketball court

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

Hitler Wiped his Ass

The "Hitler Wiped his Ass" Fallacy is a logical fallacy which states that criticisms cannot be made by comparing the subject to another thing because said thing had common traits as well.

Person of Reason: Being anti-semetic makes you like Hitler
Idiot: Well Hitler wiped his ass too so I guess we're all Nazis for using toilet paper

by GreenTeaMoxie January 23, 2022

Cut his knees out

The act of humiliating someone who thinks they are high and mighty. Taken from the following occurrence: A boxer bragging and smirking at a dive bar; a midget shredding his legs below the knees with his shiv.

"That neo-Nazi cracker has not been so boastful since that little Jewish girl cut his knees out."

by Zed Numar July 27, 2021

bye guys hi ladies

Your gonna get copyrighted-

YOU FRICKING SEARCHED UP BYE GUYS HI LADIES

by •Blueberry• March 3, 2022