Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

Gamer

a gamer is anyone who smokes pot while simultaniously or before playing Minecraft for a long period of time, often dedicating their life to the art of playing and building in Minecraft.

To be a gamer is to play Minecraft.

by sovietfoxle October 24, 2019

bean bag gamer

A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.

"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.

by bean bag gamer September 19, 2021

Gamer Gatekeeping

When self-appointed authorities in the gaming community attempt to dictate how others should play, speak, or engage based on personal preferences or perceived norms.

"I prefer playing stealthily in this game."

"You're not a real gamer unless you play aggressively."

"I like using this controller for gaming." "Real gamers only use XYZ brand. You're not serious about gaming."

"I enjoy playing casually for fun." "Casual gamers ruin the experience for serious players. Step up or quit."

"No, it's not a mod/playstyle choice!!! Silent Assassin is cheating, and anyone with half a brain cell is going to think of you as a cheater if you run it."

"Embracing a 'Gamer Gatekeeping' attitude, some assert their words as law in the gaming world, dictating how everyone should play. Disregarding these proclaimed rules may lead to exclusion from the gaming community."

by Aboda7m December 26, 2023

gamer brah

An asshole who thinks they're good at video games, and in reality, is just salty as fuck about everything. Makes long, obnoxious rants about how developers are "killing the video game industry", and judges games based on how many tits are in them, not what the gameplay is like.

"Man, I love LoL, but I 'm fucking sick of all the gamer brahs."
"Just mute all chat next time."

by LizardWizard1 June 14, 2016

gamerism

n. Playing games from childhood until death.

Once you play a single game. you will be stuck in a gamerism loop.

by letsgong February 3, 2025

Gamer Ethan

Top 10 saddest moments of 2022:
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rhm: "!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔"
everyone: "@Gamer Ethan of underaged😔 #emo #depressed"

by A Ikea Box October 22, 2022