five minus six

Negative One

Well damn, she's a five minus six. Way to be pessimistic.

by Marybetheresa January 9, 2015

Five Dollar Hollar

When your broke as fuck and cant afford to buy a bag a coke, you ask your dealer/and or friend for a Five dollar hollar. Equivalent to a hefty key bump or half a line.

While drunk as fuck at the bar...."Yo whats up man? Lemme get a five dollar hollar real quick"

by Chuck Diesel April 30, 2015

Five dollar millionaire

A person who spends every dime the get, can't save, and is always broke.

She's a five dollar millionaire

by mattballew June 26, 2016

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018

Camels Five-Skin

When a Four-Skin just isn't enough

Honestly Debra, he was that enormous, it was like a Camels Five-Skin

by DarkEdge47 July 28, 2018

Five Dollar Shotgun

saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.

I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.

by XXNeanersXX September 22, 2018

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018