Fight Stancing

Fight Stancing is a method of warming up the body for working out. It involves shifting back and forth & left and right at the same time while bobbing in your stance, keeping knees slightly bent, performing the same motions with your arms and head. It is a dance all fighters perform to keep their muscles loose & warm to stay ready for their opponents. It also happens to make a great full body warm-up for any workout. The most passionate fight stancing can be found in fighter video games like Mortal Kombat.

1. Workout journal:

Warmup:

Fight stancing - 5min
Jumping jacks - 1 min
High knees - 1 min.

2.

Guy playing Mortal Kombat SNES: "What is scorpion doing spinning his hand in little circles by his ears like that?
Friend: "He's either holding up the head of your mom's ghost, or he's just Fight Stancing."

by Boonshadow January 16, 2019

Fighting the Dragon

Battling an opioid addiction.

I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.

by BittenByASnake July 22, 2018

Pillow fight

When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.

Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.

by Ryan K. Brown-Hawwc-Krangel July 26, 2018

Poo fight

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.

Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs

by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018

Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.

Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018

Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

Hand-fighting

Light physical scrimmage with another without intent to cause pain or injury.

Upset, Bill nudged John which lead to a light hand-fighting match

by yhui33 February 7, 2019