facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.
Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"
by zyrone March 1, 2009
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facebook research

using the social network to learn information about a prospective mate, coworker, etc. aka stalking
girl: I'm upset. I really like john, but while doing my daily facebook research, I saw some girl named dena wrote on his wall about how much fun she had last night.
by kandiisdandy August 13, 2009
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Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.
My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!
by JanieE408 May 3, 2014
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Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline
-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall
by REDHANDED September 18, 2010
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Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.
by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011
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facebook sucker

Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.
you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.
by callmewhitey December 8, 2009
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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
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