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Tea-Drinking Male

Also shortened to "Tea-Male," this phrase is essentially a synonym for the more well-known phrase, "Yogurt Male."

Similarly to "Yogurt Males," this male is educated, confident, polite, respectful, sophisticated, and empathetic. He is a gem among the populations... a "Chad among Chads," if you will. This is the best example of what "alpha" and "sigma" males should strive to become. It's almost like a linear progression up to this point.

This male isn't afraid to be caught drinking tea, or enjoying his hobbies in public. In fact, he enjoys doing so! Tea-drinking males enjoy the finer things in life and don't care about what is considered traditionally masculine. He just does what he wants, when he wants... This male might even grow his own tea, or brew it himself in a thrifted teapot that he got a good deal on.

This male doesn't let his confidence and "based" attitude get in the way of his personal relationships. Somehow, despite himself literally radiating "big dick energy," he remains compassionate and friendly at all times. Always willing to converse with, or listen to you over a cup of tea. Sometimes, he even has a contagious effect among other men. Who simply see this male in action, and want to be more like him, or approach him.

Oh my god! He's so cool... 🥶
P1: "Oh man! Is that guy seriously drinking hot tea, in public, over there? What a sissy!"

P2: "Hey dude, that guy clearly doesn't give a shit about what you have to say... why do you always label people for dumb reasons?"

P1: "I don't know, it just pisses me off that he's so confident with that girly beverage in-hand..."

P2: "That's a classic Tea-Drinking male if I've ever seen one... God, he seems so cool, we should go talk to him instead..."

P1: "You're right homie, I shouldn't be so quick to judge others, based on my own insecurities as a man."
by UrbanDicMatt December 28, 2023
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mustard coloured drinking voucher

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colloquialism of the nounage variety:
An Australian denomination of bank note with a face value of 50 Australian dollars.
Sluring his words, Macka urgently exclaimed ..."Where do ya reckon is the nearest hole in the wall..?,... gota geta nudda cupla mustard coloured drinking vouchers before they fuckin run out of piss"
by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025
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white girl drink

Any popular drink from an over-priced coffee shop that doesn't even have any real coffee in it.
Bob: I hate to admit it but the Snow Cap Freeze is my favorite coffee!
Jim: That's not a coffee you white ass bitch! All you ever order is white girl drinks!
by DirtyDanDaMan December 29, 2023
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drinking bird

A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.
Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
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First class drinking sesh

A period of hardcore drinking following achieving a first class degree
Oi Jimmy, fancy a first class drinking sesh tonight?
by Ladbible51 December 22, 2019
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Jennifer Paige drink

A Jennifer Paige drink, is a spiked Crush soda. (alcoholic) A joke on the singer Jennifer Paige's famous "Crush" song.
I got drunk on drinking too many Jennifer Paige drinks. Maybe I should quit alchohol.
by I'mcrazy March 28, 2023
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Drinking Piss

Drinking piss is the opposite of drinking tea aka having drama to spill. It’s when someone doesn’t really have good information or they have false info or rumors.
They keep talking about me and don’t know shit about what actually happened, they’re drinking piss.
by Ememekwkwksks January 19, 2024
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