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Edmunders disease

Edmunders disease is something that affects overly narcissistic assholes and pathological liars.
They always cancel last minute, more than once.
"Erika has cancelled on me again. That bitch has edmunders disease."
"No shit? That whole family has edmunders disease."
by Shitac® August 20, 2017
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Peralta disease

It’s that addicting sweet spot where every second without them feels too long.You can’t go more than an hour without needing their presence—because when you're hooked, every minute apart is pure torture
Oh , you only hooked up twice and your already cracked out ? You have peralta disease so bad .
by Kitbits June 3, 2025
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Suckling Disease

a rare form of metaphorical sexually transmitted infection that is aroused when more often a woman has been performing the act of "suckling" on a day to day basis to strangers and therefore has acquired the disease due to repetition of the disgraceful act.
when you visit your best mates house and find that his mother is more than willing to have a nosh even though not much interaction is needed because she has previously acquired the highly rare "suckling disease" meaning she will have a nosh in any circumstances with any stranger, no cash in hand needed due to the disease being present.
by Gun Boy August 23, 2010
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banbroko disease

when you are bitten by a banbroko,you get banbroko you may or may not get a disease and then you will start developing a serious rash and bumps on the area that was bitten.
(victim)i got bitten by a banbroko

(random person)ewww you have banbroko disease
by toesxoxoxoxoxoxo June 16, 2021
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DJ disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 July 31, 2021
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Lahnguinean Indigo Disease

After my night out in Seoul I caught a bad case of Lahnguinean Indigo Disease.
by 3TracksInTheSnow May 4, 2021
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Speedrunner’s disease

when someone beats a long game in a short amount of time
Person 1: “I got the new Pokémon game and I finished it in a day.”
Person 2: “Do you have speedrunner’s disease?”
by Pixelation0129 August 15, 2022
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