A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
by bxfella89 November 22, 2013
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by 5-0Laxtitute March 29, 2011
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The most ridiculous people you might ever meet. Hair worn in a half black and half white/blonde fashion and never completely straightened through, fake'n'bake orange self tanner appyed to the skin reguarly to get a nice orange glossy glow . There clothing style ranges from many different types , from the classic style to the new and improved SRH ,and do not forget the skater trucker hats with a catchy saying or picture printed on top. These girls consume their time mostly with getting drunk , making out with as many girls and guys as possible, and driving in the passanger seat of white raised truck listening to KMK. If you can not locate the "Bro-Ho" in any of these various places you might want to check your local myspace internet page and see if they are posting a picture with a peace sign ,half naked, and photoshopped almost past recognition .Once you have located your "Bro-Ho" you might have a vivid conversation with her. This conversation will mostly consist of one of the following catergories..<br>
(a)partying
(b)white rimmed sunglasses
(c)dirt bikes
(d)peroxide used as hair dye
and finally they might just say they "DGAF" about you.
"Bro-Ho's" are an odd breed and hopefully will become exsistinct one day , in the mean time come together , join me in stopping fight against the "Bro-Ho's".
The most ridiculous people you might ever meet. Hair worn in a half black and half white/blonde fashion and never completely straightened through, fake'n'bake orange self tanner appyed to the skin reguarly to get a nice orange glossy glow . There clothing style ranges from many different types , from the classic style to the new and improved SRH ,and do not forget the skater trucker hats with a catchy saying or picture printed on top. These girls consume their time mostly with getting drunk , making out with as many girls and guys as possible, and driving in the passanger seat of white raised truck listening to KMK. If you can not locate the "Bro-Ho" in any of these various places you might want to check your local myspace internet page and see if they are posting a picture with a peace sign ,half naked, and photoshopped almost past recognition .Once you have located your "Bro-Ho" you might have a vivid conversation with her. This conversation will mostly consist of one of the following catergories..<br>
(a)partying
(b)white rimmed sunglasses
(c)dirt bikes
(d)peroxide used as hair dye
and finally they might just say they "DGAF" about you.
"Bro-Ho's" are an odd breed and hopefully will become exsistinct one day , in the mean time come together , join me in stopping fight against the "Bro-Ho's".
by em-c July 18, 2006
Get the bro ho mug.White male who yearns to be black on the inside, usually wearing a hat with a flat bill, sometimes bearing a sticker that displays the hats size. Wears loose clothing and jerseys and drive cars that Mommy and Daddy bought for them. Usually complete pot heads. Think that there a gangsta when they usually live in rich white suburbs. Usually associate themselves with the brands south pole, SRH, and FUBU
dude, I swear if those bro-dogs sitting behind wont shut the fuck up I'm gonna shove the hat of his so far up his ass tha his nose will bleed
by Tyler Obermeit October 21, 2008
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2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!
2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
Me: FUCK BROS!
2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011
Get the Fuck Bros mug.A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011
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