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Brandon

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
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Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
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Brandon-Leigh

A Smart Lazy Quiet Nerd who uses an imagination.
Joe: Where's that Lazy Quiet Nerd
Tom: Do u mean Brandon-Leigh
Joe: Yes
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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
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Brandon

Bill: Hey Brandon can I get some help.
Brandon: No.
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Brandon

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Brandon

Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.

Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
Person A: Girl who is that?
Person B: Oh, its Brandon, we met a while back
Person A: OOoOOOoOOOOHH
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