Everett Arden

Someone who’s penis sticks straight out all of the time and claims to not be aroused.

Wow look at Everett Arden over there, his penis is two inches hard.

by Creamoligma February 23, 2022

lila arden yaris

a bitch that likes a mother fucker names brody andrews

she’s such a lila arden yaris bro

by henry perline March 5, 2022

Big Aiden

It’s like normal Aiden but more like biggy cheese usually quite large and slightly gay

You:Brooo big Aiden you lookin big.

by Premis liker January 15, 2023

Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023

Oliver Alden

A great semi-god who pleases everyone he meets.

Person1: Wow my friend is amazing!
Person2: Well he sounds like an Oliver Alden!

by 123456789You are weird April 14, 2023

ugly aiden

Aiden is a roadman whos likely from london area and fat as fuck. Thinks he’s cool with his mates nd is like 5’10. Plays football and wears nike techs and is a fat fucking fuck.

Aiden is my g bro yo ugly aiden

by Broahski July 16, 2023

riley aiden pace

a greasy haired nigger. WHO GETS NO WOMEN. RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE RILEY AIDEN PACE

Guy 1: have you heard of riley aiden pace
Guy 2: yeah, that guy that excretes grease from his armpits?
Guy 1: yeah, that greasy nigger.

by neoncosplayerpart253 November 20, 2023