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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is a person who lives in north Texas and is always going to be a straight white Male. He is usually a kind and caring person but can get upset if you mess with him or his family. He tends to be pretty well known in school, because of his sister. Although many people know him he tends to have a few close friends he tends to care a lot about. Overall he is a great guy
Brandon Arron Riddle Jr. is such a nice guy
by Mr. Unripe Avocado April 17, 2020
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Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
by Tylerrockysigma February 25, 2025
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Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024
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Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
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brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol
That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.
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Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon
“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”
by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022
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