by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

by TheReverseStranger January 23, 2018

To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."
"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
by Wildlink123 April 28, 2014

Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.
Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
by Tingus Pingus January 9, 2022

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
by cubbi54 October 4, 2015

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

"Do you know Billy?"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"
"Yes he has a large willy."
" So he is an actual large willy billy? imossible!"
by justaguygivingugooddefinitions June 2, 2018
