Robert

Complete and utter thumb. Governmental lab made experiment used to gather information or some shit. Possibly a drone. Probably likes pop unironically. Type of guy to wear shorts in winter, but it’s all good because they have a huge arse.
What a complete retard. Must be Robert. Look at that ass though!
by Mullion7 November 02, 2022
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Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded
That white man over there, that’s a Robert
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A Robert is usually the biggest topkek you can ever witness, despite the fact that he's a fucking bitch
My God, not that Robert guy again. He's gonna be the biggest fucktard again
by Kreyselkeker November 15, 2016
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Robert is a stinky someone you meet once and you feel like you have finally experienced life. Silly i know but in the moment it feels like a warm breeze as you watch kids playing in the park holding his hand asking him what'd it'd be like to have your own. He's someone you could talk about endlessly, feeling like there's no good way to show him how much you love him. His eyes are like waking up on a warm morning, getting out of bed to freshly made pancakes covered in honey. Robert being something unexplainable to the heart , loving him without even trying. I hope i find my Robert in every other universe.
by sillyratt23 November 21, 2023
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Robert's dick issoRobert
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Robert is the type of guy to just make you want to fucking off yourself.
Robert is dumb asfffffff.
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Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it
Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
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