An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 28, 2018
Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.
John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.
by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012
The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.
Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
by Ginger_Balls August 07, 2011
by aprils vigina November 28, 2014
A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top
I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.
by koolaidman21 February 27, 2008
The act of pooping along the surface of ones teeth, and then using your foot to stomp it through the gaps of their teeth.
by vezro July 23, 2014
The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017