A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.
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by Princess Aura October 13, 2013
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United Nation Global Defense

The United Nation Global Defense Was Created in 1987 in order to take down communist organization or terrorists groups the United Nation Global Defense Is one of the the few organizations that is made by international forces all around the world most of the troops are from the United States Military Forces, The United Kingdom Special Forces and The German Elite Forces This organization has taken down a lot of terrorists groups and communist groups or rebellions this organization is a prime example of how much we can do to prevent global wars by working together.
In 1987 a new organization was created one that hope that would prevent and stoo global wars and terrorist groups one that showed hope during the third world war between the capatalist and the communist one that would bring world peace and it was called The United Nation Global Defense.
by United Nation February 27, 2023
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A religion that meets on Thursdays.
~Church Rules~
You have to have a cat to be a member of this church.
For communion there's eggnog and Christmas cookies.
The Twilight books (by Stephenie Meyer)are the Holy Books.
You will be burnt at the stake if you own a
dog or anything besides cats.
You MUST own a Dane Cook shirt.
Sarah: Do you own a dog?
Random person: Yea, why?
Sarah: It's going to hell along with the birds and the scorpions.
Random person: Umm...OKAY
Sarah: Merry Christmas from The United Holy Church of Santa!!!! *twitch twitch*
Random persom: What the @%^# *walks away wondering if she has tourettes or something*
by Sarah and Morgan December 15, 2008
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A groups of narrow minded, right winged Fundie Catholics and Protestants who hang aroung trolling their whole gospel of legalism, dumb rules, and hate towards those who believe differently. Their creed goes as such
1. The belief in everlasting hell of conscious torment for those who dont believe or behave exactly as they are told to is the most important doctrine.
2. It is justified to degrade another under the excuse of just trying to save them.
3. Your holy duty is to thumbs down anything supporting Universalism, annihilation, reincarnation, or a non-dogmatic system of theology.
4. It is a major sin to say anything about the church of Yahoo's behavior
5. Anyone who disagrees with them is in fact persecuting them.

6. You have the business to evangelize in categories people ask questions in, despite the fact they are trying to get away from you, but despite the problems, continue.

7. Be always ready to cover up any evil things you do, for you were doing good.
United Church of Yahoo Answers
Question: What is Buddhism?
UCYA answer: A path leading to everlasting hell.

Such examples include the leading cult members are CJ/Chris/David, No Chance without Jesus, Daver, Lynn, Dear Dogma and Gods Servant.

UCYA David/CJ/Chris-"blah blah blah is a cult leading to eternal hell".
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Baja United States

I went to Baja United States on a vacation recently. It was fun!
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hurt ass unit

a unit that is hurt beyond recognition... you can help but have a soft spot for these perpetual broke ass fooos
miles: kenny just ate that raw fish...
john: legit that shit is like 2 weeks old and smells like shit...
miles: HURT ass unit.
by thompson-coleman June 14, 2007
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