Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
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Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.
Often used whilst gaming or just simply if they're too lazy to go to the bathroom.
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I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.
I used to scrub toilets to get my way through college , toilet scrubber for life.
by dragunov36 May 10, 2019
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Get the Toilet Dash mug.When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.
-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun
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